In MONGREL’S absence ( . . or was it absinthe? (Google it )) the stand-in R A
was apparently feeling the HEAT and was somewhat affected or defected by it. He donned a heavy weather JACKET and BEENY as the TEMPERATURE PLUMMETED 2 degrees (or was he 2 degrees off his bearings?).
A RUN REPORT was offered by K 9 with a pre run score nominated at 8.5.
Although there was concern from the R A and a VOTE was suggested . . . the PRE RUN SCORE stood at 8.5.
CHUCK and TWIN DICKS were both offered DOWN DOWNS for their (though mostly CHUCK’S) RUN SETTING EFFORT in the extreme HEAT of 35 ++ DEGREES.
BREN GUN was awarded a DOWN DOWN for drinking his beer from a wine glass. which seemed appropriate though somewhat slurred as he wined on about being a gentleman.
At this stage CELESTIAL’S “ better “ half of famous Harriette NYMPHO was about to be WELCOMED and offered a DOWN DOWN when a ring tail . . . no it’s not a piece of jewellery . . . it’s a POSSUM, appeared on the ROOF.
The HEAT must have got to the R A by then, as a verse was offered to the possum …
“So it’s GOOD NIGHT POSSUMS” as someone once said!! (It was Dame Edna Everage).
We’re off to Leagues Club
P. S. ROVERS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND was enjoyed by TRI POD, GRANGE, STRETCH (4*2) , NO KNICKERS and many COOMA Harriers